turtonator pokemon card GX - 18/145 Colorless Heat Crash (80) Weakness None None Resistance None None Retreat Cost Turtonator-GX - 18/145

It's legendary so it's eligible for an EDH brew, and it already has evasion to fly over those ground pounders

But they all play out similarly: usually solid, but they leave your mind control effect vulnerable to creature removal

Then theres also cantrips (Ponder) and cards that can be drawn from ETB effects of various spells (Spirited Companion)

Mega Venusaur looks interesting at least

Slime Against Humanity offers a slow but powerful Ooze token generation strategy using cards in the graveyard or exile

In order to play with the Battle Academy kids need to know how to read or have an adult on their team who can read for them