For five mana, one of each color, you can go digging through your deck for a legendary permanent card with a mana value less than Sisays power
Then you may discard two cards
2 Torch The Tower Torch the Tower isn't a flashy card, and it may not win games on its own, but aggressive red decks in Rakdos and Boros colors need cheap spells like this to clear out early blockers
Another nice feature of Topiary Stomper is that it can crew most relevant Vehicles in Standard currently, despite not being able to attack or block
I originally wanted to save the most expensive (charizard) for last but had to abort that once it was jumping up heaps lucky you didnt leave the zard and rayquaza til last or it would have been a very expensive venture haha And youre right
The most valuable card is worth around 12 cents, or, to some cynical TCG financial types, not worth the card stock its printed on