One of your opponents gets a smaller adorable baby hippo
Hymn is the only other card on this list that can straight up win the game but Hymn is harder to play with, has much worse scaling, is negative tempo rather than positive, and can still lose to the Goblin Guide played before it
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Even in a game of Commander, thisll do a lot of damage very quickly, and there are lots of ways to use those exiled cards, like Oblivion Sower, for example
Depending on your speed, powerful abilities can be unlocked and improved, encouraging you to invest resources
My Crushing Masterstroke Fear My Authority Reality Is Mine to Control Running Is Useless You Exist Only to Amuse I Call for Slaughter I Will Savor Your Agony Your Nightmares Are Delicious No Secret Is Hidden from Me 0354_MTGDSK_Schemes: Reality Is Mine to Control 0365_MTGDSK_Schemes: Your Nightmares Are Delicious See the schemes and tokens from Endless Punishment in the Duskmourn: House of Horror Card Image Gallery starting September 13