Wizards of the Coast has occasionally shown off its silly side through card sets with humorous illustrations, ridiculous rules, and bizarre mechanics that are loads of fun with friends but absolutely not intended for tournament play
At the very worst you always get The Spear of Leonidas for free, wherever it may be, and then you get the promise of extra card draw as your equipped creatures deal combat damage
Fisher's Talent is an expensive investment for what it does in the first couple modes, and if you get it into play early you aren't likely to invest more mana into in to gain levels until late enough in the game that it loses value
Sea Gate Oracle 3.2 Power 3.0 Support 3.6 For a short while this dork occupied the happy position of top three blue creatures
4: Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is twice the number of artifacts you control
With the center just opening, it seemed like a nice sentiment