I wouldnt play it without ample fodder to trigger the Wizard token, though
You can make a deck that revolves around the number of humans you have in play, and for that, youll need many cards that create human tokens or care about you having humans
The original, most popular, and most obvious way is to end the game on the turn you play Squandered Resources
Instead, even eternal sets are having their average deck prices increased by the constant power creep plaguing MTG and unique sets like Modern Horizons
Were in Magic land, obviously, so anything is potentially capable of speech but the main thought here is could I see this possibly being a pet? Its a little fuzzy of a rule, but a good start
The instant speed certainly helps but you're going to need 5 lands and to pay 4 to match Stock Up, and that doesn't feel like quite where you want to be