However, if you really want to jump through those hoops, you simply need to fuse the two monsters together
A four-mana one-sided Howling Mine that occasionally makes you 1/1s is nothing to sneeze at
fake cards tend to be in very nice condition, as it's both harder and less profitable to fake a card in a worn condition
It's unclear at this time whether Paul was joking about unloading some of his prized cards or if he seriously intends to sell, but it's obvious that he has plenty to spare
Not only that, but it reads, At the beginning of your end step, gain control of target nonland permanent controlled by a player who was dealt combat damage by three or more Pirates this turn. It can be tricky to get that many hits in, but if youre playing with cards that make your creatures tricky to block, then you should be able to keep adding more things to your collection
Monsters changed to Defense Position by this effect cannot change their battle positions until the end of the next turn.