And he's very drunk
(Exception: fedoras and the like are usually ok.) Tennis shoes
And her husband was in red footed pajama attire with Jingle balls in a certain location
Dress Shoes Pumps Open-toe Dress Mules Slingbacks Nylons when Wearing Skirts and Dresses NO Jewelry in Visible Body Piercing, Other Than the Ears NO Backless, See-through, Tight-fitting, Spaghetti Straps, Strapless, Extremely Short Skirts/Dresses, Low-Cut Blouses/Tops NO T-Shirts, LycraTM, Spandex, Midriff Tops, Tank Tops, Bathing Suits NO Latest Trends (Keep These Baby Dolls for your non-conference activities) Sandals of Any Kind Shoes You Dont Want to Wear NOAthletic Shoes/Sneakers, Industrial Work Shoes, Hiking Boots, Bare Feet, Clogs, or Over-the-Knee Boots Shoes You Dont Want to Wear NO Bolo ties or Visible Foundation Garments What is a bolo tie
Check out some of Lulus other dresses too
To mix it up, she might experiment with lace fabrication or a ladylike floral print here and there, but you better believe it's all going to be red