Of course, russet potatoes are still a great choice to make
Mix the following in a bowl: Vegan mayonnaise Lemon juice Apple cider vinegar Non-dairy milk Dried parsley Dried oregano Dried basil Garlic powder Salt Crumbled super firm tofu If you're using the dressing as a sandwich topper, I recommend going lighter on the non-dairy milk
Stir in the corn syrup and the pineapple
It's smothered in thickly atmospheric obsessions with sex, dread, paranoia, and voyeurism, not to mention a heavy dose of Psycho-like psychobabble about a wannabe transsexual who's compelled to slash up any attractive female who reminds him--the horror!--that he's still very much a man
This version uses mayo, plain yogurt, lemon juice, garlic powder, onion powder, parsley, and green onion, and it only takes about 5 minutes to mix together
Toss it with a simple green salad or drizzle it over cooked veggies like grilled asparagus or roasted beets