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Think Coco Chanel's sporty separates, Calvin Klein's '90s greyscale and Phoebe Philo's austere post-financial-crash stylings at Celine

It helps to have a helper support the cutout from the bottom (with the drawers removed)

It also currently comes in six colors and checks out under $200, just saying

I mean that would be a ultimate mom uniform, right

Fitted silhouette distributes attention evenly By following the bodys curves from bust to hips, the dress avoids making the chest look top heavy

Also, be prepared to coat check everything, including small bags, so bring a pocket or a safe place to stash your coat check tag