Acute. Tea. Pie. T-Shirt derby the toilet roll

the toilet roll

or anyone who just wants to see how long it takes before someone says

Step into the wild and wicked world of Springwatch

and anyone who’s had just about enough of other people's "charm

This one's for when someone’s asked you the kind of question that makes you seriously wonder if it’s worth trying to explain the unexplainable

Acute. Tea. Pie. T-Shirt derby the toilet rollWho the f*ck would dare to suggest geometry, British culture, and delicious food cant all come together in one perfectly quirky design? This masterful design features an acute angle (the most prestigious of all the angles), a piping hot cup of tea (the official drink of both the deceased Queens Vicky and Lizzy), and a glorious pie (because why eat a pie when it can be so sh*ggable). Its the kind of shirt that says, whilst I have never felt the warmth