Tee-Heenage Mutant Ninja Turtle T-Shirt Baffles Who needs wisdom when you

Who needs wisdom when you can just keep dodging it

trying his best to help you with your shoes

Here we have The Rock (yes

It’s like if a sitcom went terribly wrong

Because Chuck doesn’t just cut onions – he breaks their spirit

Tee-Heenage Mutant Ninja Turtle T-Shirt Baffles Who needs wisdom when youThe most bizarre crossover of pop culture history! Introducing the Teehee nage Mutant Ninja Turtle t shirt where Michael Jacksons moonwalk meets mutant crime fighting. This shirt imagines MJ, not as the King of Pop, but as the teenage mutant ninja turtle we never asked for, but desperately needed. Dressed in a shell, wielding nunchucks, and rocking that infamous glove, hes here to save the sewers, one hee hee at a time. Who wouldnt want to see MJ