Plasma Caster (Surge Foil) [Fallout] Artifact — Equipment Set: Commander 2016 Type: Sorcery

Set: Commander 2016 Type: Sorcery — Arcane Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{G} Search your library for up to two basic land cards

Set: Dungeons & Dragons: Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Type: Legendary Planeswalker — Mordenkainen Rarity: Mythic Cost: {4}{U}{U} +2: Draw two cards

I think 'toast' is an appropriate description

"He's a living library

"Dragonfire forged me a warrior

Plasma Caster (Surge Foil) [Fallout] Artifact — Equipment Set: Commander 2016 Type: SorcerySet: Fallout Type: Artifact Equipment Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{R} Equipped creature gets +1 +1. Whenever equipped creature attacks, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature that's blocking equipped creature. Flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile the chosen creature. Otherwise, Plasma Caster deals 1 damage to it. Equip {2}