Ice Planet Barbarians funny children story Elspeth must face the consequences

Elspeth must face the consequences of what she's wrought - perfect for readers of Hannah Whitten's For the Wolf and Alexis Henderson's The Year of the Witching

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Ice Planet Barbarians funny children story Elspeth must face the consequencesYou'd think being abducted by aliens would be the worst thing that could happen to me. And you'd be wrong. Because now, the aliens are having ship trouble, and they've left their cargo of human womenincluding meon an ice planet. And the only native inhabitant I've met? He's big, horned, blue, and really, really has a thing for me