Tiny Violin rld Microwave safe

Microwave safe

Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend

so if you substitute the wine for grape juice or something

Slap this “Stay Weird” Snapback Hat on your noggin and let the world know you’re not here to blend in—you’re here to boldly exist in all your glorious weirdness

Featuring an adorable (and possibly magical) gnome hanging out among some fungi friends

Tiny Violin rld Microwave safeCue the drama: the Tiny Violin is here to provide the perfect soundtrack to your sarcasm. Press the strings button and it plays a tragically sad tuneideal for when your coworker complains about having too much PTO or your friend whines about getting only three toppings on their pizza. This finely crafted 3 4 5 inch replica violin comes complete with a mini bow and chinrest, because if youre going to mock someones suffering, you might as well do it