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Happy Birthday, America β From George Washington observational humor ποΈ Whether you're spending weekendsDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! For 250 years America has been proving that freedom is messy, loud, occasionally ridiculous, and usually worth celebrating. George Washington seems to agree. Sitting behind a giant birthday cake, enjoying a cocktail in one hand and a little herbal appreciation in the other, the Father of Our Country looks pretty pleased with how things turned out. After all, if Americans have the freedom to argue about
