Pizza Mother F*ck3r Color:Black or just let this African

or just let this African Grey do the talking—he’s got that “don’t mess with me” stare

what the fuck

a good smoke

warm sunset tones

and a gentle reminder that sometimes it's healthier to rejoin the flock before somebody gets pecked

Pizza Mother F*ck3r Color:Black or just let this AfricanDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Most people have heard some version of the old "infinite monkey theorem"the idea that if you gave enough monkeys enough time, one of them would eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare. That's a fascinating thought experiment, but frankly, we're just relieved they found flour, yeast, tomato sauce, pepperoni, cheese, and beer first. This shirt celebrates the much more practical side of mathematical