I Hate Birds & So Does Worf Color:Heather Olive a half-roll of duct tape

a half-roll of duct tape

and not a single hurry in sight — this is peak life management

and one good vibration away from becoming tomorrow's workplace incident report

it’s not complicated—it’s just the right amount of smug

Raise a glass

I Hate Birds & So Does Worf Color:Heather Olive a half-roll of duct tapeDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! One day you're stepping in it. The next day it's on your head. Apparently this bird skipped the middleman and dropped an entire breakfast. The Klingon phrase translates to: "I hate birds." Simple. Direct. Honest. The sort of diplomatic statement you'd expect from a proud warrior after taking a fried egg to the cranium. Whether you're a sci fi fan, a language nerd, or just someone who feels personally