Father of the God Damn Year Mug funny greeting card these dice take the guesswork

these dice take the guesswork out of life’s most crucial moments

Whether you're feeling hot

slap the service bell first to win the round

Whether you’re dressing them up for a playdate or just lounging around at home

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Father of the God Damn Year Mug funny greeting card these dice take the guesswork\Father of the God Damn Year Mugthe perfect way to remind everyone that Dad isnt just winning at fatherhood; hes absolutely crushing it. This 14oz masterpiece holds just enough coffee (or whiskey, no judgment) to fuel Dad through another day of being a superhero in sweatpants. Whether hes mastered the art of the dad joke, fixed that thing you broke (again), or just managed to survive another family road trip, this mug makes it official: he's the god