Roadies Vol 20 fuckunicorn i've always wanted a child

i've always wanted a child and now i think i'll have one on toast

i love you a skele-ton nightmare before coffee coffee cup heart

yelling is the only part of being a father i enjoy

The 5 d's of Dodgeball dodge duck dip dive and dodge

the worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you but what it does to the people you love

Roadies Vol 20 fuckunicorn i've always wanted a childSize: 4x6 what haunts me is that i am just not smart enough for so many people to be this much more stupid than i am you're someone's reason to smile and probably someone's reason to drink heavily you're a little all over the place everyone talks about an inner child but i have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things judges everyone and wants to be in bed by 8pm 8PM chuck it in the fuck it bucket don't have me because i'm beardiful the world