Stretchy Alien 6" new Presenting the “Badass Woman Who

Presenting the “Badass Woman Who Takes Care of Everyone” zipper pouch—the perfect accessory for the unstoppable goddess who somehow keeps the world spinning while everyone else barely remembers their passwords

pour yourself a cup of awesome

This beautifully inappropriate plaque compares your closest bond to an unexpected bladder mishap—and honestly

Little Star plays sweetly

Shaped like everyone’s favorite briny snack

Stretchy Alien 6" new Presenting the “Badass Woman WhoHe came from another galaxy to be aggressively pulled on. Meet your new squishy extraterrestrial BFF: the Stretch Alien! Standing at a proud 6 inches tall (thats like 3 feet in alien units), this little green guy is made of soft rubber and filled with sandaka, he's the perfect combination of satisfyingly stretchy and weirdly therapeutic. Yank his limbs. Squish his torso. Make him do yoga poses he definitely didnt train for. This alien can take it.