Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Dakkon "The Cosmos Serpent carved these

"The Cosmos Serpent carved these tunnels

The living take their souls for granted

Set: Secret Lair: From Cute to Brute Type: Artifact — Equipment // Land Rarity: Rare When Dowsing Dagger enters the battlefield

Set: The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-Earth Commander Type: Land Rarity: Mythic {2}

• You lose X life

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Dakkon "The Cosmos Serpent carved theseSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .