Menard the Desert Shadow, Size Small (Soft Firmness) MISHAP Fang Jaw circumference at lowest point:

Jaw circumference at lowest point: 5

Cursed Statues:

The Kudus have been working some weird magic and thus Shrunken Dicks were born

Not the Kudu though

they carry curses that come in many shapes and sizes

Menard the Desert Shadow, Size Small (Soft Firmness) MISHAP Fang Jaw circumference at lowest point:Menard the Desert Shadow He slinks across the sand, scales sliding against the fine grains. The air is hot as it enters ones lungs, a place that is mean and therefore those that live here must be meaner. The desert does not forgive, it is not kind. But oh is it beautiful, just as beautiful as this king that watches over the multicolored skies. Cactus reach toward the burning oranges as if to praise the reprieve of coming night. His scales will cool