Life's Too Short for Bad Coffee - Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt Color:Black The C-Handle design ensures a

The C-Handle design ensures a comfortable grip

People believe that "coffee is life" because without it

but it sure makes it look like you have everything under control

the world is in dire need of speed-racing sloths who can achieve astounding feats of productivity with the help of a latte with a double shot of espresso

providing James Bond-like protection

Life's Too Short for Bad Coffee - Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt Color:Black The C-Handle design ensures aLife's too short for bad coffee because who has time to be bitter when there's caffeine to be savored? It's like settling for a B list movie when you could be the star of an epic blockbuster every morning!